wigglytuffs:

what do you mean you’re “not a dog person”? are you feeling okay? do you need to lie down?

hotdiggitydogblog:

Goofy garden dog.

So sick of this. Literally going to give myself a heart attack. #nursingstudent #lpn #nclex #onemoreweek

beautifulbulk:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

life goals


Wish I was joking:Had a college instructor, whom I ended up close with, who confessed this as a major fantasy.Last time I date a teacher.
beautifulbulk:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

life goals


Wish I was joking:Had a college instructor, whom I ended up close with, who confessed this as a major fantasy.Last time I date a teacher.
beautifulbulk:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

life goals


Wish I was joking:Had a college instructor, whom I ended up close with, who confessed this as a major fantasy.Last time I date a teacher.
beautifulbulk:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

life goals


Wish I was joking:Had a college instructor, whom I ended up close with, who confessed this as a major fantasy.Last time I date a teacher.
beautifulbulk:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

life goals


Wish I was joking:Had a college instructor, whom I ended up close with, who confessed this as a major fantasy.Last time I date a teacher.

beautifulbulk:

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

life goals

Wish I was joking:

Had a college instructor, whom I ended up close with, who confessed this as a major fantasy.

Last time I date a teacher.

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

ask-koki-kariya:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain


Send me an ask privately i want to know the joke?

I cannot deal with this.

ask-koki-kariya:

dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain

Send me an ask privately i want to know the joke?

I cannot deal with this.

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
(He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field.)
ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.
(He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field.)

ecstatic-motion:

My cat brought us a present today.  I have never seen a rabbit SO angry.

(He was set free 10 minutes after being caught, photographed, and driven to a nearby field.)

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty
bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

Today has been so rough. More or less reamed out and harassed my a group member at school for asking her to turn her stuff in because it’s 4 days overdue.

Which is what they’re training us to do in these “leadership” classes. And to be honest, it was probably the most professional email I’ve ever written.

I’m so exhausted. Less than 3 hours of sleep last night. A test this morning I didn’t do great on (88%), last two weeks of nursing school.

i called my instructor crying. Have never done that before. Luckily, she’s a very mother-hen type. She had me forward the emails to her while we were on the phone and she read them.

Basically, our group member is an out-of-line twat and my teacher is like “Yay! Go Danielle! Whatever you need chickey-poo!” and “boo hiss mean group member!”

So that works out. 

But you know that post-cry feel? I took a 2 hour nap. Have had two beers. And am not over that feel yet.

I’ve been trying to get SO MUCH SHIT done today and tomorrow so I can enjoy my birthday Wednesday (there’s a test Thursday morning that I “need” to do well on - if I want an A in the class). And really, I just need to eat (and not feel guilty about it), drink beer, and read a good book.

I need a mental health break. Seriously. So badly.  I have two more weeks and I’m done. I get pinned August 1. We have a final the following Monday. Life is good and will be okay.

I’m also super stressed because I haven’t exercised in 5 days (what are coping skills?), and my diet has been in the SavALot dumpster all week. So I feel like crap. And my kitchen is full of dirty dishes. Which is a constant stress. And I have so much laundry that needs to be put away.

wah wah wah

I need a mental health break before i get an admit before the program’s over.